* Despite everything, it's still you. (
determinedest) wrote2016-02-01 10:14 pm
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You've reached Frisk. If I'm not answering my phone, please leave a message or find me on the second floor, Room 12.
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ill help you eat it
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i think i gave them chocolate very circuitously once
i guess you can come here but my rooms a mess
[No matter how anyone tries, River's room is a mess of clothes on the floor and water bottles strewn about.]
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[Bearing in mind a certain prank war, after all. A few moments later, River will hear a knock on the door.]
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What's the password?
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[Frisk tips their head to one side, puzzled. Password? No one ever said anything about a password. That's not fair!
They really can only think of one password, and...
Well, all right then.
Frisk sets their shoulders and says with reasonable confidence:]
I'm a stupid doo-doo butt?
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What a password.]
You're not. But you can come in.
[She leaves the door cracked open and disappears into the room to sit on her bed, letting Frisk enter on their own.
It really is a mess in here. Clothes and water bottles and discarded candy wrappers all around, but all that aside it's a very simple room. Sparse furnishings, only what's absolutely needed. A bed, a nightstand, a desk with a chair, and that's it.]
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They elect to sit at the desk chair.]
...sorry. That was a, a password back home. I didn't know what else to say.
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It's okay. The password thing was a joke, I think.
[She's not making a very good impression on her friend, is she? What does she do for them? Give them candy and make them uncomfortable.]
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They reach into the bag and scoop out a handful of candies, holding them out to her.]
Sans taught me that one. "I'm a stupid doo-doo butt."
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Sans... I met him recently. Think I scare him.
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I used to scare him too, a little bit. But now we're friends. He's kind of...I guess he doesn't always like it when people know stuff when he doesn't want them to.
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It wasn't that... Well, not especially. I was... not lucid, when I met him. He doesn't like sudden movements.
[She eats the second half of the candy. He's not the first person she freaked out during a turbulent time.]
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[They doubt Sans would forget something like that. He's always had a pretty good memory, hasn't he? Hah. Yeah. That's a funny joke, and they feel bad for thinking of it.]
I don't think he'd hold it against you. I know he can be a little scary sometimes, but he's really nice. And he tells really great jokes.
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[She pops another candy into her mouth thoughtfully.] It's nice that he's here.
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[Ha-ha. No, it's not. It's theirs.]
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He's your friend. He likes you.
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[Probably skimmed that off their surface thoughts. Easy enough with them. They've always worn such things on their sleeve.]
But it's complicated. I mean it's, it's always complicated. But that's not his fault either.
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I guess... we always make things complicated.
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I guess we kind of do. But that's not really...we didn't ask for this. Not either of us. The most we can do is just try and, and do our best with it.
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Yes... That's right.
[She kind of always messes up somehow, though. She bites her lip.]
Just wish there was less trial and error. Never did like resorting to brute forcing a problem. Wish I could just know what I should do.
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[That one is a straightforward joke, Frisk's shoulders shaking in a more solidified chuckle. What To Do If You've Suddenly Found Yourself With Psychic And/Or Improbable Time Powers, Volume I.]
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But she wonders if she would've gotten one if only the Academy had more time to test her, if she would've been less an alpha release of herself.
She frowns at a candy and eats it almost angrily.]
Both exceptions. Both early releases. They'll be writing manuals based on what we do.
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[action] for fun i tried to read this aloud and instantly remembered i cant speak chinese
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