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[determinedest]

You've reached Frisk. If I'm not answering my phone, please leave a message or find me on the second floor, Room 12.

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Another text from Frisk's phone seconds later, obviously very From Frisk

[fulllifeconsequences]

Sorry autocorrect

What I meant to say was LMAO GET DUNKED ON

THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM

Sincerely Friskjkkkkkk

STILL JUST YOU, FRISK, YEP

[fulllifeconsequences]

**Frisk sorry

I'm not wrestling for the phone I just can't type bc my eyes are closed all the time

DEFINITELY FRISK

[punful]

wow that's quite the autocorrect

is this a declaration of war

several minutes later, someone has found the whoopie cushions (still Frisk btw totally)

[fulllifeconsequences]

ARE YOU 12

/whispers get dunked on

[punful]

maybe in housefly years.

THIS MEANS WAR

[fulllifeconsequences]

What does that even mean???

SOUND THE HORNS

[punful]

it's like the opposite of dog years i think.

(mlg pro airhorns sound)

[fulllifeconsequences]

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

The only reason "housefly years" is even at all remotely logical is because you are definitely bugging me

single drawn out airhorn slowly lowering in pitch as it runs out of compressed air

[punful]

aww. i'd hate to be a fly in the ointment.

sad trombone slowly petering out like a squeaky fart

[fulllifeconsequences]

Right. That would be a total disappointment.

womp womp wommmmmppppp

[punful]

i'm sure you'd rather me just disappear.

[fulllifeconsequences]

[wow okay no that pun was TOO AWFUL. Barely even meeting the legal requirements for a pun. Chara just drops the phone back in Frisk's lap.

F...lawless victory...?]

[determinedest]

[f i n a l l y]

It's me again. Actually now.

Sorry again.

[punful]

it's okay. this is kinda fun.

[determinedest]

They really didn't mean to break your window, at least.

[punful]

it literally fixed itself by the next day. pretty convenient actually. and the spring breeze is nice.

[determinedest]

Does your room still smell like ketchup?

[punful]

man it smelled like ketchup even before all this. not too big a change really.

papyrus found something called "febreeze" in the closet though so now it smells kinda like ketchup and lavender.

[determinedest]

Like an air freshener?

[A lengthy pause.]

Chara is trying to get me to sign something and I am not condoning whatever it is they want me to sign

[punful]

i think so. i'm not too sure what "lavender" actually is.

[Aside from being a color.]

that sort of wisdom will get you far in life, kid. always read the fine print.

[determinedest]

[They are making an extremely -_- face at Chara for their troubles.]

If you get a note it is not from me it is from Chara

[punful]

heh thanks for the heads up.

maybe you should prank them.

[Join the path of sin, child.]

[determinedest]

I think they're better at that than I am.

I think YOU'RE better at that than either of us are.

[punful]

well that's definitely true. but you'll never improve if you don't practice.

key to a good prank is that it's funny. doesn't hurt anyone or cause permanent damage.

[determinedest]

Is the time and space thing optional?