[They don't smile back. Don't know why. Is not smiling more or less sincere if you always have a smile on? If they don't feel like smiling, is that rudeness or honesty?

Whatever. Overthinking it. They stand up, return to their own bed.]

Lies and slander. I refuse to have my reputation besmirched so openly. I'm going to bed, or a reasonably sleepless facsimile thereof.